The Summer

I'm a student and I’m sure you all know what that means, long holidays and large(ish) loans. I am on my summer holidays now and am currently working two jobs. Please somebody get the violins out for me. I figured if I sat at home during my summer break (as I’m sure many do) I would eat the entirety of the kitchen cupboard. The pounds would disappear from my purse and go straight on to my waist.

  However, both these jobs are NOT what I really want to be doing. I don’t want to serve drunks in the evening and chase children in the day time. It turns out children are a lot like drunk people. They are rude, they fall over, they cant always speak that great and they usually have food on their face. I don’t know about anyone else but when I've had a few I miss my mouth while trying to force a £10 pizza down my throat, I tend to enter the taxi with cheese on my forehead.

 I wonder how many people actually like their job?

 My boyfriend has an interview today at nationwide. He asked me what he should say if they ask what motivates him. I said the obvious "Helping people"  but really its the money. Money is the motivation and  Cash is King. I'm sure he would rather not sit on a phone all day answering peoples questions about nationwide and trying to help strangers find their lost credit cards but its the pennies that role in with each sale.

The Summer is among us and I'm ready to work and earn. I am proving all those people who say students are lazy wrong.